DIAL-A-FREAK

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*****MISTRESSES SEEK FREAKS FOR SONIC SUBMISSION***** Three experienced and strict Mistresses of Sound seek compliant dancefloor disciples for total musical domination. You must: Enjoy a firm beat and deep bass Know how to Jack Follow instructions Be able to take it all night Your complete and total speaker-freaking devotion is not only expected, but demanded. Obey the Mistresses and have your sonic fantasies fulfilled. Services include: Bass worship Rhythm training Turntable teasing and needle play Pitch manipulation Back-to-back service Tempo stretching Forced beat synchronization Extended blend treatments …and much, much more! Good sonic submissives may apply in-person, one night only at purefastmoods presents DIAL-A-FREAK featuring the Mistresses of Sound Mike Servito (NYC), Carlos Souffront (SF), and ROJO (PGH) Friday, November 13 10 pm to Late Secret Dungeon Location (sent to ticket holders and on the hotline day-of), Pittsburgh, PA Willing subjects may call 1-412-206-1064 for further instructions. My lovely Mistresses are standing by, 24/7. Let us provide you with a fantasy experience you will never forget… Because I Care, Madame Moods